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Santa takes lessons from Wall Street

With his dwarves on the street and his reindeer all eaten
Santa’s on welfare and is totally beaten
But what can he do?
Then out of the blue
Came a scheme that made his broken life sweeten

 He started a bank to make himself rich
At first things ran smoothly without any hitch
But then it went bust
And crashed in the dust
Which made poor old Santa develop a twitch

 But shortly thereafter cash started to flow
As the large central bank pumped in so much dough
He thinks it so funny
That with taxpayers’ money
Just like fat Wall Street he shouts: ho, ho, ho!!

Merry Christmas!