Tomten som pensionär

19 Dec
19 december, 2012

Roger Peacock är engelsk copywriter och en av Pyramids allra trognaste medarbetare. I april gick han i pension, men den fina traditionen med författandet av den årliga julversen har han inte övergivit.

Now Santa has a dead-end job
Now that old Santa is drawing his pension
He’s surprisingly suffering from deep nervous tension
Being bored as hell
Has made him unwell
His  withdrawal symptoms are well worth a mention

He lies down so sadly and counts cracks in the ceiling
He drinks like a fish, which sends his brain reeling
He’s developed a tick
And involuntary kick
His doctor says there’s no chance of him healing

With no role to play in the Christmas tradition
His mind has degraded to an insane condition
But there is some hope
That he can still cope
By trying his luck as a trainee mortician!

Läs om tomtens tidigare öden och äventyr:

2011 Jultomten planerar sin pensionsavgång.

2009 Jultomten gör ett genidrag och startar bank.

2008 I finanskrisens spår ställer tomten till med fest.

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