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Santa is broke but eating well!!

As a result of the stock market crash
Poor old Santa has lost all his cash
So this year My Dears
Will end in sad tears
Because all he is left with is trash

All his dwarfs he threw out on the street
Where they beg to get something to eat
His reindeers he shot
To cook in his pot
Or make into nice hamburger meat

Dancer stew proved merely nutritious
Prancer soup smelled really suspicious
But some Indian spice
Mixed with basmati rice
Made Rudolf taste simply delicious!